Devil May Clean
tedious and repetitiveentertaining and challenging chores await you in this new dullsplendid adventure. Armed with a broom, detergents and his trusted pair of gloves, Dante sets out to prune even the filthiest corners of his apartment, freeing them from demonic dust, pizza boxes and porn magazineseducational material.
I just died XDD
Notice only 20 shades of gray
It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors
Why is this the first time I seen this? Tumblr Naruto fans, you disappoint me.
SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS EATING PIZZA RIGHT NOW AND YOURE PROBABLY NOT
im so SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY FILLED WITH HATE
Thanks for that now I don’t wanna live.
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Here is also why pizza can save your life:
this is legitimately one of the funniest things ive ever seen and i dont know how my sense of humor turned into this
I found that first pic and I just have to do this XD because Dante
Unnecessary “fillers” in our speech. I’d rather have “like” than up-talking, though (if we had to choose one, that is). Ewwww, up-talking. Then again, a combination of the two would render me homicidal maniac.
Like, did you ever notice? That, like, the speech patterns people, like, think are stupid? Are, like, commonly associated with, like, women?
And, like, there’s this thing? Where, like, women aren’t supposed to be, like, assertive? So they, like, qualify their speech? Because, like, we’re not supposed to, like, stand by our opinions?
1) humiliate women so they don’t feel qualified to speak authoritatively about anything
2) humiliate women for speaking in such a way that reflects how you treat her
3) laugh, you are superior because you don’t use words like “like.” It isn’t as if being a huge stupid asshole has ever made you worse than a woman who speaks with verbal tics.
The nail. It is hit on the head.
THEY DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING SPELL ACADEMY RIGHT
over use of the work “like” when talking can show that someone does not have full confidence in what they are saying, as if they doubt what they are saying
when you close out of the wrong tab
ctrl + shift + t
i have found out that “wcw” does not mean “World Championship Wrestling” but does mean “Woman Crush Wednesday” and in honor of this wcw, I am going to say mine is the ever lovely Bayonetta
Okay but why aren’t there strollers for adults?
i believe they are called wheelchairs
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